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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
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"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."
"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."
"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"
"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."
"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"
"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"
"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."