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Joke of the Day

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"

"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"

"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."

"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."

"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"

"I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape.... Twice as strong as duct tape."