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Joke of the Day
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."
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"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."
"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."
"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"
"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"