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Joke of the Day
"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."
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"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."
"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"
"Why did the cow get a job at Google? Because she was out standing in her field."
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape"
"The Sun's probably Asian."
"A man walks into a confessional and farts... Upon hearing the priest start to gag he says, ""Forgive me Father, for I have wind."""
"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."
"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."