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Joke of the Day

"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."

"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."

"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"

"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"

"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"

"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"

"Why did the duck go to jail? For smoking quack!"

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."