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Joke of the Day

"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"

"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"

"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"

"I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said "" Madison Ivy gets a facial"" is not a video on beauty tips."

"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."

"*knuckle tats* ( S | H | H | H) ( H | H | H | H ) (I'm a librarian)"

"What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don't work."

"How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"

"I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing."

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."