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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the horny Asian janitor? First he wax on, then he wax off!"
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"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"
"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"
"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."
"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They're always taking things...literally."
"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken... I'll see myself out now.."