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Joke of the Day
"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."
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"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."
"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"
"""You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."" The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage."
"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."
"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."
"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"
"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."