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Joke of the Day

"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."

"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"

"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !"

"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."

"Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!..."

"I have body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer"

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"

"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."