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Joke of the Day
"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"
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"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"
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"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."
"I've had enough of my wife. Thought the bloated cannibal."
"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas"