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Joke of the Day

"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"

"If you can read this please let me know because it means I blocked the wrong person."

"GF: ""Can I be frank?"" Me: ""Sure, but I'd be more comfortable if you were a woman."""

"My wife is getting fatter... I noticed when her whip cream bikini turned into a one piece"

"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"

"If you ask a lot of questions and then rob the cab driver, every cab becomes a cash cab."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"