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Joke of the Day
"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
Next Joke
"wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"
"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."
"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"
"A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha"
"Sometimes it seems like I'm married to my own liver I only abuse it when I'm drinking"
"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"
"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."
"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."