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Joke of the Day
"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
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"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."
"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"
"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"
"Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor"
"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"
"Lol at birds that walk places."
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"
"What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp"