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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."
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"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""
"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""
"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"
"i dont refer to my fans as fans. i call them friends. anyway i'll buy one ceiling friend & two oscilatimg desk friends. now i hav 10 friends"
"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"I submitted a penis joke once The mod tagged it long..."
"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"
"USDA steak inspector? YEP! Chuck Testa!"