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Joke of the Day

"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."

"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""

"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"

"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"

"If Donald Trump becomes president, and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM... It'll be like toupees in a pod."

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"So my girlfriend caught me... My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis. She asked, ""what the hell are you doing?!"" Apparently ""heating up your dinner"" wasn't the right answer."

"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"

"If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son."