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Joke of the Day
"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"
"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"
"Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac"
"Hey, do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"
"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"
"Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing? Because it's non binary"
"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"