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Joke of the Day

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."

"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"

"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."

"A man walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"

"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."

"Two kids were walking home.... The one kid ask the other, ""Do you believe in the devil?"" The second kid reply's ""Of course not. It's all silly. The devil is like Santa, it's always your Dad."""

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."