210899

Joke of the Day

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."

"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."

"How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"My work day - 8:00-11:30 - wonder what I'll eat for lunch today 11:30 - 12:00 - eat lunch 12:00 - 4:30 - Damn lunch was good."

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."

"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."