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Joke of the Day
"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."
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"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""
"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"
"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."
"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"As an adult, I have to do some lame things like pay bills & have responsibilities. But I can also eat ice cream for dinner."
"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."