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Joke of the Day
"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."
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"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"
"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."
"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""
"*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*"
"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"