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Joke of the Day
"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."
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"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"
"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."
"""Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!"" me, to the collection agency"
"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"What do you call a cunt squared? A box."
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."
"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"
"In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time."