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Joke of the Day

"Two kids were walking home.... The one kid ask the other, ""Do you believe in the devil?"" The second kid reply's ""Of course not. It's all silly. The devil is like Santa, it's always your Dad."""

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"I want to tattoo ""platform 9 and 3/4"" over my ass 'cause you wouldn't think you'd get in there but you can Edit:words"

"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"Who are some of the best readers in the world? World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!"

"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""