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Joke of the Day

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"

"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"

"Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once."

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."

"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."

"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."