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Joke of the Day
"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"
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"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."
"The judge gave me 7 days to live... So I shot myself. The doctor gave me 4 months. Problem solved. B)"
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."