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Joke of the Day

"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."

"Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin."

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"

"The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life."

"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."