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Joke of the Day
"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"
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"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to really love tractors."
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"
"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"