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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
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"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"
"Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen? Because they can't fit your mum on the screen"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."
"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"[me narrating a documentary on urchins] ""look at these boring moist porcupines"""
"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."
"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."
"Why did the tomato blush red? Because it saw salad dressing! :D Just like I saw your mom dressing Cause she's a skank Come at me, Reddit. Come at me"
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""