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Joke of the Day
"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."
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"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."
"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."
"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."
"Man texted: ""I want you to be my little angle."" I answered: ""Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?"" Two days have passed, no reply."
"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."
"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."
"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"
"Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold"