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Joke of the Day

"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."

"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your supper."

"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"

"SCIENTIST: Behold The self-esteem powered car! Come take it for a drive ME: uh okay *gets in* [CAR JUST LITERALLY FALLS APART]"

"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"