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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"
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"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."
"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"
"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."
"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."
"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a TV And I thought to myself ""Hmm, that one looks a lot like mine!"" Then I remembered, mine was at home, shining my shoes. Silly me."
"My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off."
"I hate going left Because it's just not right."