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Joke of the Day
"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."
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"It's ""aisle"" not ""isle."" If someone's on the ""alcohol isle"" that means they're in Jamaica, not at the grocery store."
"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."
"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."
"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."