74511

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."

"How Long is a Chinese name. No, really, it is!"

"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"

"The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with ""K"""

"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."

"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"

"Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise."

"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."