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Joke of the Day

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."

"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."

"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."

"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""

"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"

"Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Ebola."

"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"

"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."