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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken... Cristopher reeve."
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"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards."
"I asked a Jewish girl her number She said she didn't have one, but could give me her grandfather's."
"More of a riddle, actually. I happen once a year, but twice a week. You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall. What am I?"
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"
"what is the best thing about eating brown bread you can eat 1 slice and it is still a whole-meal"
"Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it ""absolutely harambe"""
"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."