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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."
Next Joke
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."
"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"
"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"