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Joke of the Day

"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."

"I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me. She just doesn't have the guts to do it."

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments? Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry."

"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""

"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."