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Joke of the Day

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""

"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"

"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"

"[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man tied up on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."

"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."