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Joke of the Day

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward"

"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."

"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."

"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"

"What do you call a slutty bean? A Frijole (""free-hole""). Ba-dun-tss"

"I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out ""be careful!"" every few minutes without looking up from my phone."

"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"