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Joke of the Day

"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."

"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"

"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."

"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."

"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""

"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""

"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"

"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."

"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."