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Joke of the Day
"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."
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"Which professional tennis player masturbates the most? Andy Rawdick"
"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."
"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"
"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"
"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"I was doing so well getting over my viagra addiction... But I couldn't keep it up."
"Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny."
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family."