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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"
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"Hot kraft singles in my pocket waiting to meet you."
"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."
"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"
"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers"
"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."
"Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad."
"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."