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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."
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"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"
"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"
"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
"I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard ""Shake It Off"" 137 times."