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Joke of the Day

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"

"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"

"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"

"[getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] ""I know you're not really an armadillo"""

"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."

"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"

"Leonardo DiCaprio set to play a Long John Silver in his next role. Having previous experience with spending most of his years searching for gold."

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's hoo-ha and her mouth? Only half the stuff that comes out of her hoo-ha is retarded."