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Joke of the Day

"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."

"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"

"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."

"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."

"Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser. The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"

"I want to go back in time... And change the way the letter 'eight' is pronounced to sodomized. Then in the future ask people why was nine afraid of seven?"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"How can you tell you're at a gay cookout? The hotdogs smell like shit."