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Joke of the Day
"Hot kraft singles in my pocket waiting to meet you."
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"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."
"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"
"Two men walk into a bar...... ...the third sees this and ducks."
"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?"
"Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy."
"My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place."
"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""