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Joke of the Day

"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"I hate when I accidentally say ""I love you"" instead of ""I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"""

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"

"My friend told me she has herpes. I told her it's not the end of the world, just a few bumps in the road."

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."

"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."

"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"

"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day.... Set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life."