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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"
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"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."
"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"
"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"
"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"
"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor"