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Joke of the Day

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*"

"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"

"What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker? Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid."

"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"

"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""

"Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe."

"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."

"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"