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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"

"What's an astronaut's favorite dessert? Terra-miss-u"

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"

"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."

"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."

"I know a chess grandmaster, but I've only ever played checkers with him Because I know he'll only lose to a check mate"

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"