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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor"
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"GENIE: you have three wishes ME: make math go away GENIE: ha ok that one's on the house ME: oh so I still get three wishes? GENIE: huh?"
"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."
"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."
"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""
"I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"
"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"
"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"
"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."