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Joke of the Day
"How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None, its already lit fam!"
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"Still in love with various hypothetical women."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"
"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."
"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."
"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris... I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"