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Joke of the Day
"How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None, its already lit fam!"
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"What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting."
"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."
"[At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends"
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyounickabollockoff"
"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."