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Joke of the Day

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"

"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."

"Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."

"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"