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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"
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"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"
"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
"I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me ""ASL?""."
"""Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold."" - Bane"
"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."
"Some people are like Slinkies... They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"