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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"
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"My favourite sexual move is the JFK I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."
"If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me"
"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"
"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"
"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!"""
"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"
"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"