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Joke of the Day

"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."

"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"

"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""

"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"

"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""

"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."

"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."

"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."