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Joke of the Day

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix."

"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus. &nbsp; Works better if you read the joke out loud."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."

"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."

"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""

"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"

"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."

"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."