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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian."
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"What's Hitler's favorite species of shark? The Great White."
"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."
"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."
"Me: We should go to the gym more often. Him: I hate it there. It's like a meat market. And I'm the expired meat."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
"I sent 117 texts and called you 82 times but you must be busy so I came over to tell you the restraining order expired and I still love you!"